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Mmmm Demotivational Poster


heaven and hell -


TAGS: mmmmm
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - June 29, 2014, 8:26 pm

Nah, rerun~~I'm a hateful, opinionated beast. I'm just a very, VERY good cook.
rerun - June 29, 2014, 7:56 pm

LG - I think I love you for posting the recipe.
lgvernon - June 29, 2014, 2:04 pm

Here's the recipe~~ http://abc.go.com/shows/the-chew/recipes/tasty-trashy-taters-wendy-bradley
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 12:24 pm
Know what’s really cool? Zooming this poster to 400%.....full now.


GUINNESS -


TAGS: mmmm guinness mmmm beer mmmm
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 12:26 am
And this centerfold has no s***les!!! All hail Bunny! Great motifake!
Sean - July 9, 2009, 12:19 am
Agdaniele hath found his perfect "Missus" ... her gazongas be made o' guinnes. And the rest of 'er tooooo!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:56 pm
Wow. I blew that one. YES! YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
Sean - July 8, 2009, 11:41 pm
If they're made of guinness, their days/hours/minutes are numbered.
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:05 pm
What? Why would I ever want them off?!?!?
Sean - July 8, 2009, 10:32 pm
AGDANIELE Give him half an excuse, and he'll drink yer t*** off!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:16 pm
W'sup? Hey... how ya doin'? Thirsty?


THE IDRINK - Apple's Greatest Product


TAGS: beer mmmm ipod drunk
Rating: 3.27/5

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ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:04 am
Excellent point. I've told myself that for years.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:03 am
If you can't remember it, it doesn't count.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:59 am
Frat parties don't count. ;)
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:58 am
funnels?
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:55 am
Well, given that it is a plastic faucet, You are probably correct. Beer doesn't dispense well from plastic.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:52 am
And that machine is only pouring fizzy apple juice for all the Mac crowd anyway.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:47 am
No worries spacedog.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I was responding to the previous comment ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:44 am
PTF outa me!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:43 am
Enough, ICEMAN... your opinion was not solicited.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:42 am
Yo spacedog!!! Apples don't get "Error 404" - ever.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:12 am
LOL... Safe Mode.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Error 404: beer not found...
randomosity - December 5, 2009, 12:09 am
it did but it was installed with vista and blue screened
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Does the PC at the next table serve dark ale? I'm in need of a Guinness.


A MOMENT OF SILENCE -


TAGS: bacon mmmmm
Rating: 4.44/5

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440wakeup - August 15, 2011, 10:03 pm
I think it was bits and chips of noon fat bacon pressed into strips. I just heard in a old school rap song, went to the store to get some and they laffed and mocked me.
rerun - August 15, 2011, 9:20 pm

d***, I remember that stuff. Was it even real bacon?
440wakeup - August 15, 2011, 8:10 pm
They got rid of SIZZALEAN too
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:50 am

is this a real product? 5L on the poster and 5thousand for the product. googling for nearest retailer.


MMMM... - Plasticky




PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: hmm hm mm mmmmmmmh
Rating: 3.88/5

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Koradan - March 17, 2010, 1:02 pm
Why are Minnows NOT fish?
Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 1:47 am
Do not even try to alter my happy little world by telling me Minnows are not fish.
Bob D. Sailor - March 16, 2010, 11:52 pm
None, they're all minnows.


PURPLE MILKSHAKE -


TAGS: saying purple milkshakes is baaad mmmmkay
Rating: 2.13/5

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thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:53 pm
Oh... In that case... BANNED! jk I don't normally vote on or even read the long ones. *sigh*
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Mr. M had a facelift? I'm still confused.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:50 pm
I was a little worried you would be the one to warn me for those comments. I'm not trying to stir anything up but this is getting ridiculous. One veteran member has always made them but now the noobs are joining in and the face of motifake has changed.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:49 pm
I don't get the joke.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:48 pm
I concur with TTH... I never was a large fan of textfakes.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:46 pm
If we all started attaching pics to the jokes we get in our emails, the face of motifake would change forever. I think we were better off when Moti's could only be 3 lines max. I will strive toward that goal from now on, I hope others will join me.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:44 pm
This "jokefake" trend is starting to take over the site. They may be funny, but they're not really motifakes. They are also about the easiest posters to mass produce. I may have to include them in the 1L club along with the anime, tunnels, and c norris.
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:25 pm
I've heard this one as 'Purple Flower'. It's better done verbally and drawn out as long as the listener will put up with it. I saw this joke last for 3 days once before they got to punch line.


THE BACON FLOWER - We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting. - Khalil Gibran -


TAGS: mmmmmmm bacon
Rating: 3.08/5

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LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 6:49 am
Now men everywhere will know the same joy as women when they receive their favorite bouquet! I...I...I think I'm tearing up right now! This deserves 50 Lions!!!


EXTREME SPORTS -




GRAVY - Have you ever used it as a salad dressing? NO? You haven't lived.


TAGS: mmmmmm gravy
Rating: 4.27/5

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GreyScorpion - August 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
here in KY, it's its' own food group. 5L


IT'S SAFE TO SAY -


TAGS: who got the morning after flowers hmmmmm
Rating: 3.38/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:22 pm
No way, Skipper pounded Gilligan in episode 28 "My Little Buddy"
Fredric T - September 14, 2009, 9:58 am
Didn't you know Ginger and Mary Ann were getting it on in their hut
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 1:26 pm
Putin did Mrs. Howell!? That Russian rat-bastard I'll chop his OOOOOOWWWWW! My karate pinkie!!!


in this economy -


TAGS: mommy baby back ribs mmmmmm delicious
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - September 30, 2013, 8:57 pm
In the future.... "Baby--it's the other white meat that's for dinner!"
Cannabal - September 30, 2013, 8:57 pm
In the future.... "Baby--it's the other white meat that's for dinner!"


TANTRUMS -


TAGS: tantrums are bad mmmmkay
Rating: 4.4/5

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Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 11:16 pm
Paint 5ide up plea5e...


MISGUIDED -


TAGS: mmmmmmmmm turkey
Rating: 4.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 4, 2012, 8:11 pm
Nice, and seems like they are packin' .303 cal. Lee Enfield rifles. Good choice


INNOVATION - A new invention or way of doing something. "There is something missing... Bacon!" "Where's Miss Piggy?"




NICE TRY! BUT... - Pepperoni is NOT the new bacon. Bacon AND ONLY bacon is bacon !! You got that??




PIZZA - It walks, it talks, and you murder it at parties.


TAGS: mmmm
Rating: 2/5

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champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:23 am
No, I eat it it. If it moves it is not Pizza,


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